Top 11 Exchanges between President Bush and Senator Obama during their Oval Office visit

11) Agreed how tough it is to find a hypoallergenic attorney general.

10) Commiserated over fact that both are scared of Dick Cheney.

9) "As a gesture of conciliation, I've prepared a list of fraternities whose members you should never let your daughters date, and Georgetown bars where you should never let them go."

8) "And I've always respected the notion that America has one president at a time -- but would you mind if I sat in that chair and made a couple phone calls to Detroit real quick?

7) President Bush: "So are you related to the Iraqi Husseins or the Jordanian ones?"

6) -- "Why is that Web cam under your desk?"

-- "Hillary installed it, and Laura wouldn't let me take it out."

5) "Wow, being in this room immediately saps any desire you ever had to limit the power of the Executive Branch."

4) "At some point you may feel like putting on a flight suit. Resist that temptation."

3) Laughed at folly of those who think there is a bi-partisan conspiracy to build a North American Superhighway, ending the sovereignty of the United States. ("Of course, there's no plan for a highway. It's going to be a monorail. Measured in kilometers. Muah ha ha!")

2) Gave thumbs up and down to a triple feature: surveillance video from the grassy knoll, an alien autopsy, and the director's cut of the faked moon landing.

1) President Bush, after taking phone call from his personal attorney: "Pardon me."